oh my god, chico halloween 2k killed kenny, you bastards
chico was pretty washed up for halloween this year.
also, every time i go there i feel like i am running a script. i hang out with the same people at the same houses, got to the same bars, have the same conversations, go home with the same girl, make the same walk of shame in the morning, get the same breakfast at the same restruant with the same lousy service and same good food. i am not so interested in going to chico anymore. are any of you up for a trip to chico on the 18th to loose change and union of the dead?
nod asked "carla, did you get hella jealous when you found out your boyfriend pete spent the night with another girl?" carla blushed and told him to shut up.
the best part of the trip was the words that came out of laura's mouth. laura is the 16 yr old sister of laura and belinda's roommate emily.
to carla, about the cd that was just put on her car stereo: "a gangster that listens to afi?"
to carla about her car: "i've never been in a gangster car before."
when carla and marcy (carla's mexican homie) explained that they are are not gangsters: "oh, i thought you were gangsters because you hang out with mexicans."
on the subject of oral sex: "that is so gross. i would never do that with a guy. i wouldn't even do that to mark wahlberg. he's pretty fine. i'd make out with him."
on penises: "they are so gross. gross looking, gross feeling, they don't feel good, i hate penises."
on san diego, where carla, and marcy are thinking about moving: "san diego is cool. it has everything. there's the beach, music, movies...there's even a ghetto for you guys."
unsolicited, after a long stretch of silence, on her lifestyle: "i guess i am what you would call a 'preppie.' being a preppie is cool. you wear nice clothes, get good grades. maybe you drink a little bit, but you don't really have a problem. some preppies are closet alcoholics, but preppies don't get all crazy."
unsolicited, on her music: "i really like limp bizkit."
as we roll into chico: "can we drive by all the frat houses? i bet there's some cute boys there."
also, every time i go there i feel like i am running a script. i hang out with the same people at the same houses, got to the same bars, have the same conversations, go home with the same girl, make the same walk of shame in the morning, get the same breakfast at the same restruant with the same lousy service and same good food. i am not so interested in going to chico anymore. are any of you up for a trip to chico on the 18th to loose change and union of the dead?
nod asked "carla, did you get hella jealous when you found out your boyfriend pete spent the night with another girl?" carla blushed and told him to shut up.
the best part of the trip was the words that came out of laura's mouth. laura is the 16 yr old sister of laura and belinda's roommate emily.
to carla, about the cd that was just put on her car stereo: "a gangster that listens to afi?"
to carla about her car: "i've never been in a gangster car before."
when carla and marcy (carla's mexican homie) explained that they are are not gangsters: "oh, i thought you were gangsters because you hang out with mexicans."
on the subject of oral sex: "that is so gross. i would never do that with a guy. i wouldn't even do that to mark wahlberg. he's pretty fine. i'd make out with him."
on penises: "they are so gross. gross looking, gross feeling, they don't feel good, i hate penises."
on san diego, where carla, and marcy are thinking about moving: "san diego is cool. it has everything. there's the beach, music, movies...there's even a ghetto for you guys."
unsolicited, after a long stretch of silence, on her lifestyle: "i guess i am what you would call a 'preppie.' being a preppie is cool. you wear nice clothes, get good grades. maybe you drink a little bit, but you don't really have a problem. some preppies are closet alcoholics, but preppies don't get all crazy."
unsolicited, on her music: "i really like limp bizkit."
as we roll into chico: "can we drive by all the frat houses? i bet there's some cute boys there."
posted by pete g at 11/02/2000 03:09:00 PM
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