good summary of a Ukiah weekend

the following is an icq transcript between ryan and i. all the events described herein occurred last weekend.

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:07 pm
tell me more stories about ukiah, you always have the best ones.

peteg 6/20/00 1:11 pm
at nod's party at capri's smith donned the germs leather that has at various times belonged to jade, merchie and smith, and he became "puke anarchy." he was sober, but staggering around flipping off chicks and bumping into dudes like he was bodhi or something.

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:12 pm
hahahhaha anarchers!!!!!! i've never seen puke anarchy, but he sounds all real. more stories! peteg's stories are the bestest!

peteg 6/20/00 1:12 pm
later, wearing the same gear, he took kevin graham's aviator amber shooting glasses and became a rock star. by my prompting, after every three sententces he would tilt his head back to show his nostrils and ask "am i cool?" and then brush his nostrils with his hand. it was pretty funny, because 3/4 of the people there took that shit for real

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:13 pm
hahahahhahahahha niiiiice. am i cool? excellent. encore! more!

peteg 6/20/00 1:13 pm
in the middle of the night that dave guy that always wears red and drives a blue caddy pissed on smith's feet, thinking the bed in capri's loft was a toilet. smith's pants, pager, feet got soaked

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:14 pm
bwahahaha did smiff kill him?

peteg 6/20/00 1:14 pm
smith got hella defeated. dave was too fuked up to know what was going on

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:15 pm
teehee. more stories! dont stop!! uhn

peteg 6/20/00 1:17 pm
on friday night i went to the 7-11 to meet up with the crew after listening to the new lc at travii's. i walk up and see cougar asking nod to beat him up. then a 14 yr old girl stuck her head out the 2nd floor window and per cougar's request, spit in his mouth.

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:17 pm
;lkasjdf;lkajsdf;j why was cougar asking to be beat up by nod?

peteg 6/20/00 1:18 pm
i round the corner to see a helluv drunk scarb leaning up against a pick up, dry heaving and staggering. i ask him what he's doing and he slurs "practicing random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty"

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:18 pm
you have the greatest anecdotes in the history of man

peteg 6/20/00 1:19 pm
cougar can be a nine ball. later cougar rolled solo to the sunset. he saw beverage pissing in the bathroom and reached between bev's legs and gave his nuts a little squeeze. beverage lost it, elbowed him in the face, and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. cougar has two shiners and a bruise on his forehead

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:20 pm
lmao "gave his nuts a little squeeze"

peteg 6/20/00 1:21 pm
early friday night i rolled up to low gap for nod's birthday bbq and the first thing i saw was n*** cutting a line of coke with an atm card on top of a milwaukee's best ice 12 pack box

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:21 pm
my....god.......im truly amazed by all of this

peteg 6/20/00 1:22 pm
i talked to n8 about klebold & harris and kip kinkel. it ruled. he loves human racists. when patricia commented that she couldn't imagine anyone even thinking of that shit, n8 got crakked and told her could.

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:24 pm
ahahahha. tell me more about people.

peteg 6/20/00 1:25 pm
i am starting to run dry...

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:25 pm
get to it big boy

peteg 6/20/00 1:33 pm
....nod, jerry & i were rocking out to "fade to black" as the girls got ready to go to the bar. patricia came up and turned off the stereo & announced it was time to go. baffled, we were like whatever. as we walk down the st. i say "patricia, you'll never be able to understand me because you don't understand rocking out" she got craked....

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:34 pm
sweet.

peteg 6/20/00 1:35 pm
soon after i started saying "you can really get to know a person, have a good idea who they are, really like each other, but sooner or later you get to a point where you just can't know a person any better, and you'll never know me because you don't know rokking out." she flipped out, told me to fuck off, told me i always make fun of her and i need to stop. it was fresh, everybody else told her she was crazy...

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:36 pm
hahah pete is making people crazy, sweet

peteg 6/20/00 1:37 pm
....they told her that i am a stand up guy, she's trippin'. she got punked. then she threw up in the 7-11. karma!

peteg 6/20/00 1:40 pm
cougar kept asking me if i thought he was gay the other night...
"yeah, sometimes i do."
"well i am not."
"i hope that works out for you. keep up the good work."
"do you really think i am gay..."
etc, etc, ad nauseum

pabst_ 6/20/00 1:40 pm
hahahhaah. cougar is just a sexual outlaw

peteg 6/20/00 1:44 pm
yeah, out of society's bounds. brown interviewed here yesterday. he is making min. wage at the brewery and is looking to the sheds for skrill. i told him the spanky story and in an ironic twist, he asked "when is that guy going to do something with himself?"

pabst_ 6/20/00 2:02 pm
hahahaha, that is a fantastic quote from brown.

peteg 6/20/00 2:03 pm
yeah, it was pretty nice. i wish i was you and only got to hear this stuff second hand instead of having to live it.